User blog:Brickkart/CUUSOO survival guide

Welcome to the CUUSOO survival guide. Here you will find out some helpful tips to avoid the banhammer, as well as how to return.

1 Obey the rules. This can be really hard to do at all times, so if you have an urge to be off-topic proceed to the second tip.

2 Be the victim, not the instigator. Wait for some other user to be off-topic, then post your thoughts. since you didn't start the thread, the punishment will be far less severe.

3 Only part of it was evil. If you must be the instigator of something off-topic, tie it in. Something like "That support boost was really awesome. It reminded me of when you get to play Saria's song for Darunia. Yes! Everybody, dance like a Goron. Wooo! what a hot beat! Now let's all try to get some friends to support this project" Notice that most of it was just Zelda humor, yet it was distantly related to the project. Chances are, you will not get in any trouble.

4If you do get banned here is what to do. (I have not tested this part)

A: Wait. Do not come back for at least six months. B:Come back on a different computer, your old IP address will do you no favors.

C Reincarnate. You should not be yourself when you return. Your old self is no longer wanted by the staff. Adopt different tastes and a different style of writing.